We regret to announce the untimely death of Shammash, who on the 4th of March of this year was meticulously perforated by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Not my new shirt!" just before expiring. Shammash is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.